Let’s call it like it is: There are many food-scented items that should not have come to fruition. KFC chicken-scented sunscreen, for one. A1’s meat-scented candles could’ve stayed in the testing phase. And perhaps most importantly, this Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak.
Yes, it’s a gag gift. And yes, the “au jus so relaxing” is kind of funny. However, I still would like to vomit after reading the product description: “This funny, weird gift for men and women will make stress relief fun with 23 ounces of roast beef colored, soothing, bat crystals they don’t have to share!”
To continue: “The premium-quality sea salts will whisk you away to your corner deli. Priceless? OUI OUI!”
Oh, and naturally, there is a safety warning: “DO NOT EAT.” Goodbye.
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If you know a roast-beef loving individual who might like this funny gift, by all means, buy one on Amazon here. Or, if you’d like to eat roast beef, as god intended, here are some roast beef recipes for your eating pleasure.
h/t The Kitchn