Prank company unveils KALE-flavored candy canes for Christmas 2019 | Daily Mail Online

By October 23, 2019Flavour, Interesting

All the flavor, not of the nutrition! Prank company unveils KALE-flavored candy canes for Christmas 2019 (plus ones that taste like ham and pizza)

  • Archie McPhee is known for its funny products, and has sold bizarre candy canes for years
  • This year’s new flavors include kale, pizza, and ham for $6.50 a box
  • Past flavors have included pickle, gravy, wasabi, clam, and coal 

It used to be that there was no greater fear on Christmas than getting a lump of coal — but now, thanks to one company, it’s that the pretty candy cane plucked off the tree might taste like kale.

Archie McPhee, a company that specializes in funny, bizarre, and prank-perfect products, recently debuted its new candy cane flavors for 2019 — and there’s not an appetizing option in the bunch.

The headliner this Christmas is a green kale-flavored candy cane, which tastes just like the salad green but doesn’t actually fulfill any vegetable needs.

‘All your Christmas dreams have come true!’ says the brand.

‘This set of six Kale Candy Canes gives you the flavor of kale with none of the dietary benefits. Plus, the package features personified kale. Kids love it!’

That’s certainly debatable, though the odd candy is sure to make for a funny prank.

The brand debuted three new candy cane flavors this year, including ham

They're also selling pizza-flavored candy canes for $6.50 a box

The store, which is located in Seattle but also sells online, is offering the ‘treat’ for $6.50 a box.

This year, there are also ‘Hamdy Canes,’ which taste like ham.

‘We think ham flavor is going to be the pumpkin spice of Christmas,’ the site jokes. ‘Eventually, you’ll be able to get a ham latté.’

Finally, Pizza Candy Canes are red and orange striped and taste like ‘a little slice of heaven’ and are ‘allegedly cooked in a candy-fired oven by Sicilian elves.’

‘If you want pizza flavor, these candy canes deliver! (In 30 minutes or less.),’ says the brand.

So juicy! In the past, the company has sold a gravy-flavored candy cane

So juicy! In the past, the company has sold a gravy-flavored candy cane

Spicy! There was also once a wasabi-flavored candy cane with quite a kick

Spicy! There was also once a wasabi-flavored candy cane with quite a kick

The company's website notes that the candy canes, like these bacon-flavored ones, can be mixed in with peppermint candy canes to trick people

The company’s website notes that the candy canes, like these bacon-flavored ones, can be mixed in with peppermint candy canes to trick people

Pickle-flavored candy canes are also available to buy from the brand

Pickle-flavored candy canes are also available to buy from the brand

The brand is known for creating outrageous candy cane flavors, several of which it has been selling for years.

”We design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better,’ reads the website.

The company also sells candy canes that taste like macaroni and cheesepicklebaconclam, and coal.

Past flavors no longer available on the site have included wasabi and gravy.

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